One Liners: What are your favorites? (share please)

Here's some of mine (*=how true. Plus comments! ):


-I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

-I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

-Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

**-You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

*-I'm not a complete idiot; Some parts are missing.

*-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

***-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

****-Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

-Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

*- (lol) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I grew up.

(-Procrastinate Now!

-I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With that?

-He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.


*-(lol) A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

**-Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

*****(mine:[link] ... LOL)-The trouble with life is there's no background music

-(so I've been told) The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

*(yep, yep)- I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Have a great day!

Time-Warrior